Off the top of my head, I’m listing jobs I’d be happy to do any day :
1. Video Game Tester… so I can play all the video games that I want and get paid for it.
2. Gift wrapper…but only gifts in boxes. Who wants to wrap irregular shapes anyway?!
3. Grocery store cashier…just so I can use a cash register. It’s one of my secret childhood dreams. Some people dream big, mine was not worth sleeping for.
4. Security Guard of a highly fenced vacant lot…enough said.
5. A sewer of blankets and bedsheets…I’m good at stitching straight lines. Oh, add hankies too!
6. House painter…but only new and empty ones---and walls only!
7. Encoder…because it’s not rocket science. Thirty percent of my current job is typing (the other seventy I still need to figure out) so I must have gained some skill.
8. A sleuth…because I’m naturally nosy. It's probably the least boring job of all. Like I said, I'm a natural.
Hmmmm...now that I think about it, these are really not brag-worthy. If these are my idea of hardwork, I better change my M-O or I’m never becoming a millionaire in 50 years.
Imagine, this could be me in the future:
Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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