Dream Jobs

Off the top of my head, I’m listing jobs I’d be happy to do any day :

1.                Video  Game Tester… so I can play all the video games that I want and get paid for it.

2.                 Gift wrapper…but only gifts in boxes. Who wants to wrap irregular shapes anyway?!

3.                  Grocery store cashier…just so I can use a cash register. It’s one of my secret childhood dreams. Some people dream big, mine was not worth sleeping for.

4.                  Security Guard of a highly fenced vacant lot…enough said.

5.                 A sewer of blankets and bedsheets…I’m good at stitching straight lines. Oh, add hankies too!

6.                  House painter…but only new and empty ones---and walls only! 

7.                   Encoder…because it’s not rocket science. Thirty percent of my  current job is typing (the other seventy I still need to figure out) so I must have gained some skill.

8.                  A sleuth…because I’m  naturally nosy. It's probably the least boring job of all. Like I said, I'm a natural.

Hmmmm...now that I think about it, these are really not brag-worthy. If these are my idea of hardwork, I better change my M-O or I’m never becoming a millionaire in 50 years. 

Imagine, this could be me in the future:

                        Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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